May 2013
alexgaskarthhasruinedmylife:
ksmith56:
ofmiceandparkway:
tony-reed:
letting-go-is-freedom:
peanutbutterandkoalas:
azkabanescapee:
carbonated-milk:
hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this
Holy shit I’m crying not to cry.
I literally started crying
You have to do this
This made me smile
tears.
Thank you for posting this
Everyone needs to click on the link I smiled so big
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I was looking through my new "With The Beatles"...
its-for-jam-sherlock:
iwillchangew8:
phantomserenity:
bookworm94:
teenagestereotypes:
Take a look
…Weeping Angels….With the Beatles?
Well I guess that explains this:
Are you kidding me…
You have crossed the fandom line.
He went to save them from the weeping Angels.
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http://imprettyvacant.tumblr.com/ask
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
11: Top or bottom?
12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?
14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
23: How big is too big (peniswise):
24: One sexual thing you would never do:
25: Biggest turn on:
26: Three spots that drive you insane:
27: Worst possible time to get horny:
28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
35: What your favorite part of your body:
36: Favorite foreplay activities:
37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
38: What do you wear to bed?
39: When was the first time you masturbated:
40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
49: Most attractive celebrity?
50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
54: Do you have stretch marks?
55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
66: Do you watch porn?
67: How small is too small?
68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
74: Booty or Boobs?
75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
76: Have you ever been on an official date?
77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
this seems fun
“Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.”
– George R.R. Martin (via artistsuffer)
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Thoughts on fandoms
I’d really like the Hannibal fandom to join the family. I’m sure the Winchesters, The Doctor, John and Sherlock will look after them.
Me: Man, mom, I love you but if someone from my favourite shows or movies showed up at the door asking for me I'd be GONE.
Mom: Really now?
Me: Yes.
Mom: So...Iron Man?
Me: "HEY TONY MY MAN LET'S DO HERO STUFF WHERE'S MY SUIT?"
Mom: Sam?
Me: I'd hug him, take all of our salt, and then we'd leave.
Mom: The Doctor?
Me: I wouldn't even have to tell you I was going anywhere. I could be back in five minutes...or months. Whatever.
Mom: So you'd really leave with anyone?
Me: Yes.
Mom: So if Dr. Lecter showed up?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Well I'm sure he wouldn't need me for anything I can't even cook and well I mean I just don-
Mom: Uh huh.
“Can we talk about how firm Mads Mikkelsen’s bottom is?????????????”
– (via dimplesposts)
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thetremblingofmyhand:
I don’t think you quite understand how much sexual frustration Hugh Dancy gives me when playing Will Graham in Hannibal
like
just look
at how
ridiculously
fucking attractive
he is
unf
i nEED MY INHALER
menagerieofsherlockholmes:
My empathy brings all the psychologists to the yard-
Will Graham
natlyra:
Gorgeous stubble!
